Random Girl in Class: Hey is that your engagement ring?
Me: Yep it sure is
Girl: Can I see it?
Me: Sure *extends left hand*
Girl: Woah! the stone is red!
Me: Yeah it was a diamond but my fiancee killed my enemies and infused the stone with their blood to prove his love...it was suuuuuuppper romantic
Girl: ......
Guy sitting next to her: HOLY SHIT REALLY?
Me: No, it's a garnet, which is our birth stones, our birthdays are a week apart.
Girl: AWWW That's so amazingly sweet.
Guy: Your first answer was cooler.
Me: Yeah I think so too.


mysharona1987:

Divorce cakes. I didn’t even know these existed.


the-funny-side-of-life:

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the-funny-side-of-life:

^^

Check out the Funny-Side Shirts: 

funny-side.spreadshirt.com

And don´t forget to laugh everyday:

Funny Movies Funny Books


Harry Potter Meme: [8/8] Spells

(via nothandlingit)


"Jen and I used to get confused for each other, when we first started out in the business, and she was brunette and I had long hair. And we were confused for each other to the extent that we separately, having not made this agreement before we met, jokingly did interviews as each other on red carpets and signed each others headshots and things because we both, you know, were supportive of each others work and thought it’d be funny and were tired of trying to explain to people that we were two separate actresses.”

(via emmaslostboy)


"I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies."

(via kimidakewooooo)





screaminglonglives:

Jessica Williams on Claps and Catcalls Sept. 2, 2014 (x)


-teesa-:

9.9.14

"There is this devaluation of women."